Sissy And CSIS
Do you want to hear a secret? Come closer...no, closer...TIM HORTON"S COFFEE-FLAVOURED BEVERAGE IS AWFUL!!!
Okay, now that I've risked being put on the black list of CSIS (the US has bomb and assassination alerts, but we know who runs this country...uh oh, now I'm on both lists) I will explain. Why do people drink this crap?! And further more why can't I stop craving it? It's horrible. Is a 1 in 9 chance to win another free cup of crap worth it? (not to mention the infuriation of the oh-so-easy rolling...the contest should be called bite-and-chew-and-try-to-roll-only-to-
find-that-you-can-barely-see-the-stupid-print-that-you-know-only-says-
"please-lose-again"-and-you-have-to-jump-on-it-and-carry-a-pair-of-pliers-
with-you-everywhere-so-that-you-can-finally-uncover-the-dissapointment-
of-yet-another-thing-in-your-life-at-which-you-suck to win...but I digress). And don't even get me started on Starbucks or Second Cup.
Does anyone remember when Tim Horton's was a doughnut shop? When espresso was Italian, not Seattlean? Are our lives better now that we have mass-produced and marketed goods which sacrifice quality and tradition for bottom lines? When did Tim Horton's "coffee" become the drink of the masses and Starbuck's and Second Cup became the high end of coffee? Maybe I could use more sleep after all.
There appear to be some rather large men dressed in black approaching me with intentional expressions. Hey, what the...let go of...no...they're taking me...Castle Auuuuuuugh...
posted by Chuck @ 9:43 AM
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Welcome to the list, I've been on numerous ones since my blog was created.
Attention. You both are odd. That is all.
I WARNED YOU CHUCK! I waaaarrrrrnnnnnneeedddd you didn't ahh? But ohhhhh no, you just had to go and try the tim's flavored beverage. It's taste is so vile, so putrid, so... oh ...you know what i mean! But I warned you I did! Anywhozzle I hope you had fun scraping your tounge and stabbing the rebelling tastebuds that have formed a picket line in your mouth. Anywho, yes, misappropriation of culture and prepackaging of consumer "average taste" products abound! I despise these. We must rise up against the system! But just wait for me to unwrap this pack of 2 dad's cookies, and a 5 gram chocolate bar. mmmm...
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