R & D

Woohoo, 100th post!!!

And what better way to fill that post than to rip off someone else's material instead of writing my own? I found this while looking for an owner's manual online. You may want to be seated whilst reading this, preferably out of public as you may received strange looks.

1962 Safety Rules from Honda

Taken from a 1962 Honda Motor Cycle Owner's Manual.
Translated by Honda for the American Motorcycle Rider

1. At the rise of the hand by Policeman, stop rapidly.
Do not pass him by or otherwise disrespect him.

2. When a passenger of the foot, hooves in sight,
tootel the horn trumpet melodiously at first. If he
still obstacles your passage, tootel him with vigor and
express by word of mouth, warning Hi, Hi.

3. Beware of the wandering horse that he shall not take
fright as you pass him. Do not explode the exhaust box
at him. Go soothingly by.

4. Give big space to the festive dog that makes sport
in roadway. Avoid entanglement of dog with wheel
spokes.

5. Go soothingly on the grease mud, as there lurks the
skid demon. ! Press the brake foot as you roll around
the corners, and save the collapse and tie up.


I always forget to avoid entanglement of dog with my wheel spokes!