Aaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa!!!

Spoken in 12 year old school who has just won entry into the Little Miss Sunshine Pageant. I can't believe it! The most amazing thing in the world has occurred and I have lived to tell of its glory. I mean this is so life-alteringly bodacious (tangent: did you know that bodacious isn't a word that Blogger recognizes and suggests 'bodices' as the only possible alternative...who knew?!), so Earth-shakingly triumphant, so back-stabbingly malignant that I can hardly contain my malfeasance!...

...That's right! They have come out with CURRY POTATO CHIPS!!!

I reiterate - Aaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa!!!